Ten Things I Hate About Manitoba

 1.  I feel so alone.

  2. It's soooo conservative

   3.Everybody is pretending they don't have enough energy

     4. People are so insecure

       5. Most people just pass it by

     6. The cops are dicks

   7. The government is overbearing

 8.  Industrial farming has altered the landscape beyond imagination.                                                    9. Doctors are denying the effects of GMO's and Agricultural Chemicals on human health

                      10. I was born here.